*Stabs Pen Through Ear*

I hate when something random makes me think of some even more random song and it gets stuck in my head. This morning a patient called that couldn't quite decide what she wanted.

Uhhh: I'd like uhh...
Me: Yes?
Uhhh: I'd uhh like... Uhhh
Uhhh: I'd like to... uhhh...
Me: Teach the world to sing? Furnish it with love?
Uhhh: What?
Me: Nothing, Maam. What would you like?

Suffer, bitches...

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Posted by Diva on April 08, 2008 | Comments (0)

Hapless Guys

I saw this video and was torn. I felt bad that these guys were being laughed at for being who they were, even though they chose to do the video. Then again, I'm sure they didn't expect it to be published on the internet years later for some random person's amusement. I could never do this sort of thing. I'd rather be single than try the dating ads. It's not the desperation as much as the expectations. Sometimes you're so busy looking for better that you miss what's right in front of your face.

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Posted by Diva on February 26, 2007 | Comments (0)

Invasion of the Furry People

Okay, I am dealing with something on a whole new level of weird. It started out with a comment on my StumbleUpon site.

She's /b/-free. [that's good] Open-minded, and the mentioning of the word, Karma [very good/ ser gute] One of the few people I've encountered tonight who hasn't bashed me for being a ^v^ [good Tao]!!

After asking a few friends what the hell "/b/ free" meant I went to the stumblers' page. They seemed nice enough so I PM'd them to ask what it was. Here is their response:

/b/ isn't such a clearly defined online following, that basically hates anyone who is considered weird. Naturally, furries fall under that category. Since I've taken quite a /b/-ting from these nasty little buggers, I was relieved to find someone who appeared to have no affiliation with /b/. [take my advice; /b/-free is the way to be!^v^

Oooookay. After blinking a few times I was at a loss. I've never spoken to a Furry before. It's not that I have anything against them... I didn't even understand what the hell it was until Unfy sent me that link. I quickly responded:

Oh! I think people should just respect each other's choices and find a common ground. For instance... we both like animals! *smiles* I'm off to bed. Have a good evening!

With that I had hoped to forever close the chapter on my Furry close encounter. Then I get an email about a video I posted on YouTube.

It's a cool video where some rap artists dance and rap while wearing animal costumes. I thought it was cute and I liked the song. Then came the comment:

I have never actually seen Furry Rap before, but now I have. I wonder if the furries have any other music that they can share with us?

*shudders* Furry music? I don't mean to sound insensitive... but WHAT THE FUCK!?! I'm going to go scrub my brain out and pray for non furry dreams. The only thing furry I want to deal with right now is my cats. Oh, and Jake

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Posted by Diva on February 19, 2007 | Comments (0)