I was surfing through StumbleUpon and stumbled across a site that offered some simple tips on how to hide an erection. Of course I had to ask Jake if this was a regular problem while he was battling monsters on his X-Box 360.

Me: Hey!
Jake: Argh! *click click click* What?
Me: Is getting an erection throughout the day a normal problem?
Jake: Wha... *click click* What!?! Shit! Yes. Kind of. Shit *click click* Not like all day.

He thinks I'm trying to throw him off. I'm just keeping him on his toes.