Ho Ho Fuck Off

I survived another year without decking the Santa in the halls. That's a Christmas song, isn't it? Anyway, this year I conveniently had to pee when he made the rounds to our area. I stopped by one of the IT guys and we talked about his behavior last year. The IT guy chimed in, "Let him try doing that to my Muslim ass." Yay for another person who understands! While we were chatting they came up to ask him to pose with Santa with his group. His answer: "Oh hell no." I would love for this country to go Jewish for a year. Or any other non Christian religion. Imagine ONLY celebrating someone else's holidays officially. The food you shop for, the days you take off... all based on their religious beliefs. That's one 'Christmas present' I'd happily accept with baby in a manger wrapping and a Santa card to boot.

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Posted by Diva on December 15, 2006 | Comments (3)