...Let the pre-redneck exercises begin! One (bite your tongue on anything political)... Two (bite your lips on anything to do with alternative lifestyles)... Three *grunts* (hand over mouth on ANYTHING religious) aaaand Four *argh* (hum softly to self whenever they bring up *their* points of view on any of said subjects). Finally... breathing exercises (because once you land it's smokers ville).

I think I'm ready....