So I lost five pounds. I chugged 16 to 20 glasses of water a day, cut down on my carbs, traded in my condiments for low cal shit and started exercising (kinda sorta maybe when I'm in the mood). It's been the first time in a while that I really tried to lose weight so it felt good to actually succeed. Plus we're eating better and feeling better. They say it takes thirty days to change a habit. So I have about seven days left of feeling hungry and cranky. I hope.