Shalom Pastor Flannigan

What I find ironic is how many churchgoers hot foot it over to the nearest deli after service. Could it be that they're filled with spirituality and are seeking their religious roots? Or does sitting through a long sermon make you crave a good pastrami sandwich? I only ask because the wait at Juniors Deli was so dang long on Sunday that I tought we were going to see Christ arrive. Or revisit depending upon your religion. Whatever. I never got my Pastrami sandwich. I'm not saying that delicatessens are Jews only. It's just that so many gentiles go on about Sunday being their day of rest, close the shop, bla bla bla... Then they get hungry. Oh no, they're closed? Where will we eat? What comes next is, "I'm sorry. The wait will be 45 minutes. Would you like to sit.. Er.. Stand in our waiting area until we call you?" You want the stores closed because some Pope felt Saturday 'just wasn't working' and changed it to Sunday? Fine. Eat at home. Rest already! It's not like G-d came down and said, "Really? No good? Let me get my calendar out... Huh? Oops, you're right. I need the 'revised one' for you. Tuesday? No? Hmmmm. Sunday'll work. It's only a day after. They can schlep around for another day. Done!"

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Posted by Diva on June 08, 2005 | Comments (0)