I'm passed it now, and moving on to laughing about it thanks to some great people both online and off. *smiles* Speaking of laughter, here's Jon Stewart's take on the whole ordeal. While his report is a perfect example of why I don't watch television it's also the only reason I would start watching again.

I was going to post Selma Hayak dancing from the movie From Dead til Dawn... but the damn thing wouldn't load. So instead... Here's Stephen Colbert showing you the 'proper' way to use a condomn.