I'm sitting at my desk when I hear a noise. An... odd noise. Then my shoe feels funny. I look down and there's a HUGE rip about two inches wide all the way up the back of my leg. Luckily I'm wearing a long skirt... otherwise people would be blinded. After rummaging through my desk drawers I find a lone package of nylons. An OLD package. I cross my fingers that the elastic is still good and slink my way to the bathroom, walking like a true diva. Slightly leaning back so the skirt covers my leg. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I probably looked like a total retard. Huurrrr! You'll be happy to know that all is well and I won't be rolled into the ocean anytime soon. The nylons fit snugly, which means I'll be sitting proper for the rest of the day. Straight up with tits out... like the sexy bitch that I am.