I love working with snarky idiots. REALLY I do. This one department created a form for me to send to all my clinics so that when the department receives it they know it's from me. There's a part listed for contact name and number so that I can call the clinic if there is an issue. There's this one chick I'll nickname Bitchcow who seems to get a bug up her ass every once in a while and ask for things to be filled out on the forum that don't need to be. Today we ONCE AGAIN went over the 'why don't you fill out the contact information so I call you instead of them' discussion. So ONCE AGAIN I have to remind Bitchcow that the information is for ME and that she should know to call me when she sees the form. You know.. because she was one of the people who helped to create it for me. She starts in about how she needs to know it's from me again and I stop. After a few moments of silence:

Me: "Ummm... Bitchcow? If you didn't know it was from me then HOW did you know to call me to tell me you wanted me to enter it?"
Bitchcow: *silence*
Me: "Yeah... there ya go. It DOES work. Did you need anything else?"
Bitchcow: No.
Me: "Alrighty then. It's ALWAYS a pleasure to speak with you. Talk to you soon!" *click*

Honest to G-d I'm going to find where her office is and smack the stupid out of her. It'll take a while... but it will be worth it.

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