I swear... often. Part of the reason is the stupid people I come in contact with. It truly amazes me. I just got a phone call from a woman who's mentality is that of a pea.

Me: Hello?
Duh: Oh hi. Is HH there?
Me: No, I'm sorry you've reached a private office.
Duh: Oh, she's not there.
Me: No.... This is a new number, perhaps she moved.
Duh: So she's not there? Do you remember me giving the (goes on about something I have no clue about)
Me: Maam? HELLO!? I am NOT HH. You reached the wrong number.
Duh: Do you know her?
Me: ... No. When people get numbers it's very random. I don't know who had this number.
Duh: But she just gave me the number. Is this (says different number)?
Me: No, you just misdialed.
Duh: Oh, okay!

Stupid cow. The chances that I would know the previous owner of this phone are about as slim as the chances that she has enough common sense to tie her shoes without having to redo it. Twice.

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