Creepy IT Chick has been replaced with Creepy Librarian. Dude... She's a little bity woman, but her looks alone make my skin crawl. She stood in my office doorway, surveying the area in a slightly unnerving way. Her shoulders were hunched over and her arms hung at her sides as if they didn't work. They hardly swayed even when she moved from side to side. Her facial features were just... odd. Thick arched brows that seemed to be dyed brown with a mouth a little too large to fit her tiny frame. Her teeth were yellow and even larger than her mouth, which made her frozen smile even more unsettling. After my initial shock of looking up to see her I said hello. She turned her body, arms still at her side and asked what was going to be in this room. I forced a smile and said, "Me!" while waiting for her to go away. Instead she nearly slapped her hand to her chest and said, "I'm the Librarian down the hall" as she tried to look in the boxes. I waited. I wanted her to go away. After a moment she asked my name again and then asked one of my family members was Russian. I smiled widely (probably looking freaked out) and told her that I was named after the song by the BeeGees. She said, "Your parents must be interesting. Do you have any siblings? What are their names?" I lied and said I didn't. Chit chat was the last thing I wanted to have with this woman. Usually I can talk to anyone... but she reminded me a little too much of some sort of creepy person who is ignored in the beginning of the horror film only to be the psychopathic killer in the end with a closing scene where she laughs manically while holding up the severed head of a cheerleader that's dripping blood onto her naked body. and she ends up having a penis. Yeah, I watch waaaay too many horror flicks.

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