Odessa: So... Russian roulette question time
Jake: ?
Odessa: I looked at my calendar and its PMS time for Mila and myself
Jake: oh Jesus
Odessa: She's a raging bitch
Odessa: Should I remind her?
Jake: In the most subtle way possible, lest you both rush at each other and suddenly I look out the window and see a fucking mushroom cloud hanging over your office area

Yeah, so this week should be interesting. I'm guessing we'll be found in her office, me with my eyes gouged out and her with a broken neck, by the end of the week. Having the same cycle is a bitch when it's your boss. Add to the fact that she can be a royal bitch at ANY time of the month and you've got a one way pass to the unemployment line. Or the police station. Which ever.

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