Last week Jake and I went out to eat with Cat and Mark. We sat at the table and our waiter, a large creepy guy, asked what we wanted to drink. It wasn't his creepiness that wigged me and cat out. It was... his voice. We both sat silently until he left and I leaned over and said, "It puts the lotion on it's skin". She practically jumped out of her seat yelling "YES!" We were both trying to think of why that voice sounded sooo creepy... and sooo familiar. The worst part? He totally looked like the guy. So the whole night we had Buffalo Bill serving us, each time he left we made jokes and gave each other glances. I kept thinking, "What if this guy has a girlfriend and the movie came out." You can't help but notice how similar they were. No way would I be able to 'do it' with someone who sounds like a psycho killer. Grumpy cowboy? Yeah. Psycho killer who wants to wear a woman skin suit? *runs*

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