So... the mammogram wasn't that bad. I came in expecting the worst. I had even did a self mash test to see how it felt. Ow... So when I arrived I was prepared for whining and whimpering and generally being a pussy. The technician was really nice. She explained everything thoroughly and was very patient. I hiked up my boob and gritted my teeth. Then... nothing. It was pressure, but no real pain per say. Even the side way smash wasn't that bad. Awkward, but not bad. The only thing I have to do now is wait for the results. They said that if I didn't hear from them by Tuesday that everything was fine and a letter would be sent to follow up. So far I haven't heard a peep.

Me: So... I got my tits smashed on Friday (mammogram). Let me know if you hear anything about it.

My doctor: Sweet.

I make his day.

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I offered to squeeze them for you, you declined. Stop whining :P

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