WTF!?! I woke up at around midnight last night and noticed Jake wasn't in bed. I figured he was messing around on the computer and went out to nag him back to bed. I walked into the den and didn't see his head over the TV. Not on the couch or in the kitchen either. I walked over to his desk and found him on the floor, spread eagle with the trash can between his legs. I panicked. I freaked. I yelled out his name and shook him. He was... asleep. On the floor. When he woke up I was relieved.

Me: Jake!
Jake: Wha?
Me: You're ON THE FLOOR?
Jake: She didn't mind.
Me: Honey, you... hold up. SHE? She who?
Jake: (waking up more) What? Who?
Me: You said 'SHE'. Who is 'SHE'?
Jake: Huh?
Me: Get up and get to bed. Jeesh...

You just KNOW we're going to continue this conversation tonight.

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HA! I might've stayed awake for that conversation. lol.

Ummmmmm

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