Monday day sucked ass. First my boss asks me to contact a director's assistant to confirm a conference room. After asking several people I tell her I don't know who the assistant is. Her response: "You've met her. Do you remember the Christmas party three or four years ago, when the ex CEO played a harp? She played it with someone who played the violin. The person playing the violin is his assistant." After staring blankly at her for a few moments I said, "I meant in some official capacity. Not at some function I didn't want to be at and didn't pay attention to." We went through a few rounds of did not/did to before she broke down and gave me her fucking name. Then she moves on to asking if the conference room was ready for a meeting I didn't know about. Again with the blank stares. After that she goes into the meeting and someone intercoms me asking if we ordered food. I go and ask her and assumed it was here (my fault) so she comes out. Nope, they just wanted to confirm an order change. She walks back down the hallway muttering, "You guys (meaning me) need to clarify before saying they're here." I yelled out, "Wha...!? You need to CLARIFY that you even ordered the food!" She ignored me and everyone else stared, jaws dropping. I swear to G-d... That woman is going to drive me batshit.

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