Yet another installment of why old people shouldn't drive. I was searching for street parking the other day when an elderly woman signaled that she was leaving. I watched her slowly back her new Lexus into the BMW behind her, then slowly move forward till she hit the SUV in front. She backed into the BMW once more before pulling out and ending up on the other side of the street parked in a driveway. Thinking she might get out I waited, only to see her back into another car before slowly taking off. All I could do was laugh. This old biddy managed to hit three cars in less than one minute. And she was sober! I parked in her spot after looking to see if the other cars had any telltale signs of belonging to elderly people. I know I should have gotten her license plate, but I was too busy hoping she wouldn't smack my car while making her getaway.

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