I swear I don't know why I even have email. Three fourths of it is spam. I use a great program called Mail Washer that lets me preview emails before downloading them. My main account gets so much spam I only glance at it before deleting all. It's usually a blessing... except for the rare times when I miss an email. Take today for instance. I noticed some emails came in and glanced at the 19 before selecting Delete All. As they disappeared I noticed one that wasn't spam only to see it be deleted before reading who it was from or what it was about. All I could do is let out a "GAH!" sound and blink. If there's a hell I hope spammers have a special circle where they have to delete every spam email they've ever sent over and over... and get an electrical shock to their genitals every time they slack off. And I hope I get to push that button...

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