Last week was fun. And by fun I mean sucking donkey balls. It was my first week back at work, so of course my boss starts in on me. I am still pretty weak so working is tough already. Tuesday we were at each other's throats. She was blaming random shit on me that I had nothing to do with. A nurse misses a call: My fault. A coworker forgets to give her info from before I was back: My fault. It was getting stupid. I bitched at Jake only to hear, "Honey. Don't forget you just started your period and you two are on the same cycle." Fuck! So I shot her an email that simply said, "FYI: I started yesterday." She came back and asked me what it meant. I said,

Me: Think about it. What happens once a month... usually around the same time we're at each other's throats.
Boss: Ohhhh.... I forgot. I even checked Monday since I felt more short tempered.
Me: Riiiight.
Boss: I was wondering why you were overly sensitive
Me: Wha!?! Oh sure, and you're the Rock of Gibraltar.

After that it was much better. I told Jake and he just shook his head. "I don't get it. How can two people be going for the jugular one minute and laughing about it the next just because it's hormonal?" Welcome to the whacky, crazy, scary world of women, honey...

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