I owe, I owe... so it's back to work I go. My first day back is today. Weeeee! Okay, so I'm not that enthused. I'm trying to be. After six weeks of recuperating from surgery, trying to eat again and finally starting to feel normal I would have loved to enjoy it just a little. This is the second time I've saved up vacation only to use it for surgery. Hopefully this will be the last.

Meanwhile... an eight dollar no heat bikini wax works about as well as it should. And by 'well' I mean 'like crap'. I managed to get sticky wax all over my bikini area, thighs, hands and arms before Jake came to the rescue. I swear it was like I had a seizure. Then I tried to pull the wax off. All it did was pull at my skin and give a 'natural' blush to match my face. Ten minutes later I managed to remove the rest of the wax with baby oil. The best part? Not one hair was removed. At least I know what to do if I need to interrogate someone. "Don't MAKE me get the Nair No Heat Bikini Waxer, man!"

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