Last night I was dreaming away when Jake flipped over, his arms whacking my side. I was about to fuss when he suddenly grabbed me and started humping. After waiting to see if he was going to call out someone's name I fussed at him and pushed him off. He grabbed me again, humping harder. I pushed him off and the third time it felt like he was trying to break his hip bones. I yelled out, Jake!" and flipped him over, then went to pee. I figured it would give him time to find something else to sleep-hump. Luckily the cats and my pillow were resting peacefully when I came back.

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