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January 30, 2006

You Just HAD to Eat It....

If there's a heaven when I die the first thing I'm doing is looking up that Eve chick and slapping her upside the head. It might get me into hot water with the Big Guy, but I think he'll understand. Come to think of it, I'll bet it's almost a tradition. She won't be hard to find, either. She'll be the only person walking around in full body armor. I'll find a weak spot, bitch...

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January 26, 2006

Helloooo... helloooo hellooo

I just saw the new desk I will have to move to once we hire the third person. It's down the hall. Waaaay down the hall. You open the door and there I am, like some sort of annoyed greeter. This is just too fucked up. She went over to show me and had this 'I know this really sucks' look on her face. She tried to make it sound better by sayind she'd ask for a higher cubicle wall so people didn't have immediate eye contact when they walked through the door. Lovely. Now I'm going to be freaked out by strangers peering over the top like some freaky Kill-Roy homage.

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January 23, 2006

Duck!

I am still messing around with Imeem. I figured I'd try using the Flickr blogging feature to see if the photo showed up or not. Yes, I am still having fun with my new *toy*. :D

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Imeem

I was surfing through one of my daily reads, Perez Hilton, and found a post on Imeem. I signed up and immediately was impressed by it's features. You can blog on it or link to your blog, join communities, share your Flickr photos, share files, leave notes for friends and instant message. There's a lot more, and I am still testing things out. It also felt great to be able to show my friend :bane: something new, which is a rarity. Of course once I did he found all the really cool stuff and then invited everyone and stole my thunder. :/

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January 21, 2006

Wake Up, Damn It! Part II

Once again the bed monster appears. Phoebe jumped onto the bed and woke me up. She ran under the covers and attacked my leg, so I yanked her naughty ass out of there. Finally she settled down on Jake's pillow. I was half asleep when I felt her tail tickle my nose. I opened my eyes to see her walking on Jake's pillow towards his face. Suddenly he lurched up, pulling the pillow towards him and flipping poor Phoebe into the wall. Luckily she wasn't hurt. He yells something as I yell "Phoebe!" and grab for her. He looks at both Phoebe and I... then grumbles something about bad dreams, puts his head down and goes to sleep. Any remedies for sleep walkers/talkers/yellers? Besides duct tape and sleeping pills, that is...

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Wake Up, Damn It!

Last night Jake decided to hit the sack early so I stayed up and surfed. Good thing too... I think I would have thrown his ass out of the house bed. I was enjoying the quiet evening (the neighbors weren't around) and all of the sudden I hear Jake yell WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Then the light flicks on. I ran back there, thinking something bad happened, and find him tearing the sheets off the bed. I asked him what he was doing and he responded "Something was under there. Big... Where's Phoebe?" When I assured him both cats were with me he got a confused look on his face and then crawled back into bed. WTF.... So now I have to crawl into a bed that may or may not have some midget monster crawling around. Needless to say I spent the rest of the night flinching...

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January 17, 2006

I Hate... EVERYTHING

Okay, If I'm not PMSing then there is something seriously wrong with me. Jake's MySpace hoochies bug the shit out of me, some chick mentioned something on my friends' profile about being in the top eight friends and I noticed I WASNT and almost posted a whiny ass comment. I'm feeling this needy, icky feeling that's driving me insane. Bleed, damn it!

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January 13, 2006

My Stuffs Gone

There's nothing worse than turning on your computer at work and realizing your stuffs gone. By 'stuff' I mean Instant Messeger. Since the boss knows I use it and is fine with it I didn't know what to think. After a couple of hours the IT guy returns my email but can't look into it yet. Then the internet connection dropped. By the time he finally got everything reinstalled it was almost time to go and AIM was dead. I won't even know if it works until I get back on Tuesday. At least I got my Firefox back. And now... the weekend. The loooooong weekend. Let the partying begin.

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January 11, 2006

Dragging

This week is a bitch. Seriously. I have been dragging my ass to work and not been able to concentrate. Monday was kinda understandable. The first day of the week is always a bitch. But this is Wednesday and I'm still feeling like two pots of coffee won't even touch this mental exhaustion. Jake has to leave 30 minutes early which *should* help me to leave on time but I feel like I'm going to be screwed without his prodding me out the door. Thank goodness for the long weekend coming up.

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January 09, 2006

*Gossip Gossip Gossip*

We had a blast this weekend. On Saturday we met with an old coworker of mine and gossiped talked about the current state of work and her job. It was good to see how happy and positive she was. I've been worried about her since the layoffs. On Sunday we made another go at the fish store. The fish decor is going to be the bane of my existance... It's still dropping the PH level. When we removed it the level was 5. After a 25/30 gallon water change it went back up to 7. The owner of the store was super cool and hopefully figured out the issue. $70 later I'm pluggin in a more expensive airpump and crossing my fingers. If this doesn't work I'm shutting the tank off and getting rid of it. Now I have to wait AGAIN to get some more fish. *grumbles*

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January 06, 2006

Super Boyfriend!

My boyfriend: defender of good, able to leap over curbs in a single hop, official garbage taker and now: Cat puke cleaner upper! Yay! I felt like I needed to thank him after Trixi pulled a Linda Blair on me this morning as I was brushing my hair in the bathroom. I heard a noise and looked down to see cat puke inches away from my foot. Ew. After yelling out in disgust I did my normal "I dont wanna" whine and it worked. My boyfriend rocks. He also has a much stronger stomach than me. Okay, now that I've grossed everyone out for the day...

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Not a SUPER Star... A JEWISH Star!

Right before the holidays a coworker asked me why I didn't wear a Jewish star necklace. I told her that ironically I would love one but couldn't find the one I wanted. I came back to work and she slipped a present infront of me. I opened it and a beautiful Jewish star on a silver chain was there. I literally wanted to cry. She gave me something so sweet and personal... and I had dick to give back. I know it's not about receiving but damn.... I wish I had something to give her. The photo doesn't do it justice. There are little diamonds in each star point. *smiles* Thank you, LaResha!

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January 04, 2006

*Swings*

Getting back into the swing of things is harder than I thought. My mind is still on vacation-mode. Work has been hell the past two days, so hopefully it will mellow out by the end of the week. My boss has been in an uber cranky mood and everyone else is taking that as a cue to bash her. Honestly she's not the evil person they want to make her out to be.

In other news I have yet to get that raise that goes along with all the extra shit I am taking on. If it doesn't come by next week I'm going to go on strike. You want the work? Pay me for the job.

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January 03, 2006

Can I Have Just ONE More Day... Please!?!

I woke up this morning and realized the wonderful (but short) vacation was over. Eight days of disconnecting myself from the web (for the most part) and just being a complete bum. I slept in, stayed up late and played with the kittens. :jake: played his games, we watched movies and *sigh* it was wonderful. Now it's over. I had an overwhelming urge to call my boss and ask for another day, but figured that would be pushing it. :jake: was up until past 3:30am last night and will be hurting today. Swift move, ace. I finally had to threaten to get the squirt bottle to get him up. And I thought that only worked on the cats...

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