Women are always complaining about their partners' sexual habits. Whine, whine whine. When I ask "Why are you telling me this? Why don't you tell him?" They respond with shock and horror riddin face. "I can't talk to him about THAT!" Give me a break. You can tell a group of people your sexual likes and dislikes, but you can't approach the guy who's fucking you? It's hard to look a guy in the eyes without smirking when you've heard him described as 'the fence painter'. One nod and it's all over.

If you can't be open about what you want and don't want with your partner sexually then lay down, spread your legs and let him enjoy himself. Pull out the vibrator and take care of yourself later.

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LMAO! The fence painter. That's hilarious.

I'm so totally with you on this. I mean, really. If you can't talk to your sexual partner about your likes, dislikes, preferences, etc., WHO can you talk to??