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PORN! Now That I Have Your Attention
(April 29, 2005)
I wanted to peruse the "Adult" sector of the net... the 93% side. Hey! I'm an adult. I have every right to watch porn while drinking a Zima and... let's not go there. First things first... I don't not have any children. I do not WANT any children. I should not have to jump through hoops because some parent isn't capable of "protecting" their child from porn. Mind you, I used to look through my dad's Playboy as a young child. I loved the comics. I'm a level headed (don't say a word... ) heterosexual woman. I don't have homicidal tendencies. Well, excluding rush hour on the 405. As I was saying, I don't have a kid. So why do I have less rights as a minor? Did I say you could get knocked up and have a kid? Did I have any say in the upbringing, religious choice or moral standards in your child? Then why the hell should I be responsible for what your child does? I'm not your baby-sitter. You don't pay me 24/7 to make sure that your child is viewing the proper content. I can understand schools and libraries. Why any school would even allow adult sites to be accessed in the first place is moronic. And I don't think the library should have to implement a "both hands on the table" rule because someone doesn't want to pay 2 bucks for a porno. If you decide to purchase a computer for your home, it's your responsibility to safeguard any product from your kids. If it were up to me, I'd ban all parents from having computers in their homes without a certificate proving they know how to use it. Heck! I'd ban people from becoming parents without a certificate, financial statement and IQ test. Oh.. so you want to have sex with your boyfriend to prove your love? Bend over, babe. here's some lubricant. He'll love you for it, trust me. Why anyone would purchase an adult, yes adult... product for their minor is beyond me. What? You don't know how to password protect the settings or become an administrator for changes? Fine. Don't install an ethernet card. Problem solved. If you can't live without the net... take a class, read a book. Pay someone to do it for you. It's your responsibility, not mine. You had the kid, not me. I refuse to be forced into paying six different adult check systems and be barred from my porn because you couldn't keep your legs closed. Everytime I hear about a parent whose child 'stumbles' upon an adult website and is enraged I want to scream. Why was that child on the internet without supervision? This isn't JUST about porn, either. There are kids learning how to make bombs on the internet, meeting pediphiles on the internet, going on ebay and bidding on things they could never pay off. Kids are curious. They want to see what's out there. Would you let your child walk the streets without knowing where they were going? If it were my kid, which it is NOT, I would make sure ANY browsing was supervised and that I had something in place to block questionable content. The web. WWW stands for WORLD Wide Web. As in not just my country. Unless there's some universal rule book I haven't seen, I don't see how a law can be globally enforced. Age checks. How can you expect every country to have to conform to our laws? If Japan had the moratorium on internet law, all genitalia would be digitally scrambled... Cartoon child porn would be A-Ok.... and scat would rule the porn sites. On a lighter note... Pauly Shore has NOT made a movie lately. Posted by Diva at April 29, 2005 03:51 PM
Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsPosted by: Jake at April 29, 2005 04:20 PM Two years isn't 'lately'. :P I WIN. Posted by: Diva at April 29, 2005 04:41 PM Sure it is...in...dog years? ...forget it. *puts on his loser hat and goes to sit in the corner* Posted by: Jake at May 1, 2005 10:28 AM http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385890/ win win! Posted by: whitecrow at May 1, 2005 07:23 PM *whispers* I like Pauly Shore movies. Posted by: Jules at May 2, 2005 12:09 PM Post a comment |
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Oh-ho, but Pauly Shore HAS made a movie lately.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284674/
*wins*