Holiday Blast... and a Little Slip
T Minus TWO Days... and No Training
Crunch Time til Vacation Time
Weekend Roundup (a tad late)
But... I Don't Wanna!
Weekend of Death and Destruction
Milking It for All It's Worth
Holidays Always Make Me Blue
To Kill a Cat (or Not)
The Little Things
Cranky Ole Biddy
*Puts in Earplugs*
What Up, Y0
Dueling Whinefest
Swift Move, Me.
The Battle of the Air
Windy = Sleepy
Would You Like Mayo With That H1N1?
1st Gamerchix Night: Success!
Pedestrian Courtesy
But... The Bed's So Comfy!
Do You Hear That sucking Noise?
Rainy Day
Snarky Much
Twenty Two Years, Baby!
Pity Pot... Here We Come
Me? Paranoid? Naaaaah
Movie Night x 2
Vague Much?
I'm Hipper Than Jake
The Road to 10,000
My Family Tree Lives!
*Grumbles*
Life and Changes
What Does 'Healthy' Mean?
Could This Day Get Any Wo... Stratch That. It's "Yes"
...and She Was Never Seen Again
Booze Trumps Dirty Dancing
Ah... The Internets Memories
Please Excuse Our Dust
*Pokes Blog*
Test Frank
Testing One, Two Three GAZILLION Times
test
Testing the Funkiness
When Jobs Collide
When Games and Values Collide
So Then She Cried...
*Loads Gun*
*Looks at Phone*
Nothing Like a Quiet Day....
XBox Take Me Away
How Do I Put This Nicely....
Reading is Gud
District 9 is AWESOME
And Who'd Want to?
Tempting... REALLY Tempting
I've Been Rick Rolled at Work
When PMS goes NUCLEAR
Back Up the Embellishing Train
Bring on the Goodies!
No Really... Send Me ANOTHER Reminder
Obsess Much?
Count Down Til Furlough Time
Winding Down
*Crawls Under Rock and Digs*
Achievement Snob
Growing Up
It's Down? AGAIN!?!?! NOOOOOOOO!
Operation Fix Socket and Census a SUCCESS
If Only it Were a Fuse....
Oh HELL
Five Minutes
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
Shit We Need to Buy
Boom Boom! Out Go the Lights!
Can We Have MJ Again?
MJ All Day Every Day
If I've learned ONE Thing
Caution...
Spammers... *spits*
Health on the Edge
Childhood Memories Restored
No... I REALLY Don't Want to Join Your Mafia
Gee... Thanks
It's a Start
Ode to a Head Cold
Walking Down Memory Lane
Operation Git My Hair Did
Stupid Pharmacy Part 2
Maybe if I Just Yell Loud Enough
I Won! I Won! *hops around like crazy*
That Went Well...
4PM is the Answer
Meeting WHEN?
Thank You for Clarifying That
So Close
Hey Youse Guys....
Three Days? More Like Three Hours
Long Weekend Awaits... and Then What?
Earthquakes, Layoffs and 'Re-organizations' Oh My!
Shake it, Baby
What About Meeeeeee?
*Points and Laughs*
That Was Stupid
Trickle Effect
Back in the Saddle... Sorta
New Bed, Please!
I is Stooooopid
Something They Ate
Oh Look...
Wishful Thinking
This One Time at Band Camp...
Rock Lobster (Ooh! Ooh oooooh Ooh!)
Mandatory Meeting = Zzzzzzzzzzzz
I Sing The Body Eclectic
Is My Face Melting?
What a Great Vacation
2 Months!?!
Not My Butt in a Sling...
Creamer Anyone?
That'll Teach Ya
Gee... That Was Worth it
Nothing Personal...
Job Security My Ass
A Blast From the Past
Day Off?
Dodging Bullets
Twitter is Puttering Out
Again?!?
Take a Class, Damn It!
Hanging with the Cool Kids
Gee... That Sucked
I'm Kinda Freaking Out
The Battle of the Meow
Twittering About
I.. Uh... 'Love' You Too
The Watchman cometh...
Gnarly, Man
I is a Gamer
Oh Look... a Lung
One More Time.... and with Feeling
Time For an Extended Break
Scratch That
I Am Beyond Pissed
Ahhhh, Clarity
I'm a Shitty Neighbor to Shitty Neighbors
Office Smack-Down 2009
When Death Hits Home
The Mouth That Whined
You're So Vain
Not a Good Week
And Then There Were THREE
The Mouth That Pussed
Oh No You Dint'
Internets? I'd Just Settle for ONE
It's a Tree, Charlie Brown!
Welcome to Hell Week
Could You make it ANY Harder?
MORE DSL Woes
Enjoying The Scenery
Rolling Rolling Rolling
I Know You Are But What Am I
Pure Class
*Barfs*
New Start? Riiiiiiight
*Flexes... MOAR*
The Mouth That Whined....
All That Work
The Creepy Librarian Strikes Again!
Death in the Morning
You Did WHAT!?!
Oh Yes, You Will Be Mine
Turkey Day Approaches!
PMS and Snarky Coworkers
Rocking The 8-Track
Come to the Dark Side...
When Do I Get to Fix Things?
Brilliance
Just Breath
*crosses fingers*
One Step Forward... Two Steps Back
New Dawn
Wait... YOU'RE Going to be It?
I Hate Polls
Oh Sure... That's SO Much Better
The Drama Llama Comes to Visit
Money and Jewelry
SUPER Early Planning
Boo! Traffic, Boo!
Movie Night(s)!
Getting The Poison Out
*Tee Hee*
*Bows Head in Shame*
Work Much?
Change in Plans
Laziness With the One You Love
Planning for the Weekend
Weekend O Fun
Twenty One Years
Stepping Back Into Society
I Think of You
Wishes
Don't... Jump
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
*Stomp Stomp Stomp*
She Fumbles... She Recovers... Touch Down!
Stepping Up to the Plate
Oh No You Dint'
Meeting New people
Define Success
The Need for Privacy
Hoo Boy
Not My Problem
Don't Mind Me...
Update on Health, Work and Those Damn 500 IEs
Yeah, So I'm Freaking Out
I'm Just a Mess
*Urp*
No Really... I'm Calm
Stupid People Alert
*Backs Away from the Computer*
Creating Boundaries
So Many Ideas...
When the Learn Curve is Straight Up
Drink? I'll Take SIX
Hole-E-Shiiiiit
My Life as a Girlfriend
The Job Duty Hustle
Whoops!
Things You Shouldn't do without Caffeine
Fear Me!
Yay for Earthquakes
Great Hair...
Oh No She Didn't
The Burning Bed
More Boss Awesomeness
My Awesome Friend
Closer... Or Not
Here's the Deal
This is a Test
*POUTS*
500 Internal Server Error From Hell
The Magical Self Correcting Server!
4th of July Blast
A Pat on the Back and Slap Upside the Head
Pick a Number...
It's a Monday...
There's One in Every Office
Red Team Go! Red Team... oh Wait...
Paging Dr. Ross
These Heels WereNT Made for Walking
Right to the Top
Things I Love About My New Office
Oh Yeah....
Oh sure...
When Push Comes to Shove
Lowest Priority, Baby!
Vroooom, Baby!
Closer....
First Hurdle Ahoy!
First Day Jitters and Freakouts
You're So... Kind
Shopping Hell
Have a Ball
Yeah... Because I'm INSANE
My New Boss Rocks
*Delete ALL*
Last Stand at the UCLA Corral
Creepy Lies
Not a Damn Thing
Wait... I'm Training WHO?
Revisiting the 80s
What a Cow
*Flicks*
You Have GOT to be Kidding Me
Way To Go... Twit
*Whisper Whisper Whisper*
I GOT THE JOB
Every Ring
Reminiscing
The 'Top Candidate' Speaks
Mama Has a Brand New Bag
Summarize THIS
When Friends... Aren't
Yeah, That Makes Sense
No Way.....
*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* Oh G-d...
Birthday Time!
Vicious Little Bitches
*Stabs Pen Through Ear*
Stupid People Day Part 86597268
How Many Things Can You Do Until you Fuck Up?
All The Time, Baby!
*pokes server*
Memories Gone By
The End of the Tunnel... or a Train?
This Day Sucks
I Has Veggies!
Space Case
Party Pooper
Remembering Trixi
*Sigh*
You Owe Me.... Nothing
Religion and Me....
Oh That's Just Great....
*Grunts and Drags Knuckles*
Tired.... But Smiling
You Ditzy Cow
*Looks for Mask*
*Braces for Karma*
Oh Hell to the No....
Oh Bite Me...
Whiny
You've GOT to be Kidding Me
Ewwww
Thank G-d It's Not My Board
Definitely on Mother's Day Card
Bad Decisions by Good People
Beefcake with a Smile
Fun Times at Work
Like Clockwork
Crumbs? You're Giving Me CRUMBS?
In The Corner... NOW!
When a Date is JUST a Date
My Boyfriend....
The Claws Come Out
Again!?!
Didja Vote?
Voting for Dummies
Oh Go Away....
How... Sappy of You
Wait... WHAT?
*Tilts*
I'm a Snitch
Oh Sure... Just Add More Crap
*Shuts Down World*
*Smacks Jake Upside the Head*
Hello... You Have NOT Reached Burger King
It's Allllll About the Numbers
Can We Get Rid of Her Yet?
Ode to My Coffee
Like I Said.....
The End of a Week
Yeah... So I Almost Died This Morning
Into Every Life a Little Rain Must Fall
Cheap People
I'm a Murderer
Eating Paydough
Canned Responses
Sleeping In, Staying Up Late & Dead Fish
And That's MY Fault HOW?
The Joys of Holiday Parking
It Puts the Lotion on it's Skin... And Orders Tea
Spin-Cat... Or Poo-Cat
Get Away From Thee, Demon!
Gift Wrapping? HAH!
It's (not) Just Food!
Oh, Okay
Another Year... Another Santa
Food... EVERYWHERE
*Sings* Silent... Workday
Yay for Monday Tears
So... How Much NOW?
I Want to Speak to....
Community MRSA and You
The Holidays Are Upon Us
You Know How it Is....
Friends Suck
Thanks... But No Thanks
*Cue Banjo*
Mini Post
Welcome to America...
Cheap Tickets Blows Donkey Balls
Do You Celebrate Thanksgiving?
T Minus Four Days Til Texas
If Only It Were That Easy
Living the Lie
Toyota Corolla Drivers Suck Balls
Foot in the Door Scheme
Living La Vida Cranky
Simming It on a New Hood
You Mean Actually *Play* the Game?
Mini Vacation Time, Baby!
Another Halloween... Sans Costume
Not Our Problem
Bank of Odessa
Sorry.... It's a Training Issue
Creepy Smack Down
Macho Man
The Time Before The Weekend
I Love You... I Just Can't Stand To Work With You
Fun Through Modern Medicine
The Sims Saga Continues
64 Bit VS 32 Bits
Mashin Them Titties
Short and Snarky
3 Years... or 36 Thousand Miles
Attack of the Peanut Butter Monster
Milestones Suck
Back to Work... and Posting
Fuck This Shit...
Oh Come ON!
Car Lawsuit Blues
Bridging the Gaps
Sims2 Makes Me ANGRY
Technological Advancements For Dummies
MOAR RAM
Vacation WHEN?
De-Clawing the Coworkers
Laziness = Feeling Crappy
Here's Your Bill...
Creepy and Sneaky
Bills, Bills and Plans to Make
Cranky Sims
Hi Ho Ranger Diva AWAY!
Why You Little Bitch
Free At Last!
Our Breasts... and Other Silliness
I'm Famous... Sorta
I'm Trying to HELP You... Asshole
An Alien Impregnated JakeD in the Ass
Sims 2 is Crack, Man...
Me... Striking a Pose
Revamping The Apartment... AGAIN
Sleep Sarcasm
So Much for Being Cheap
Operation Floors: Success!
Annoyed with Boyfriend Rant
Cat's Shades
Busy Busy
Money and the Need for Improvement
ROAR!
Stalker Mode
Ikea is Hell
The Sky is Blue and You're an Ass
Sno-Cone, Anyone?
The Iron Fist of Authority
Boredom at Work
Personal Growth
On the Low Low My Ass...
Vacation Was Fun Part Two
Vacation Time Was Fun! Part 1
Sliding Through
Hope Shattered
Question and Answer Time!
How Rudolph REALLY Came Back
Verizon Broke My Internet Part Two
Verizon Broke My Internet
Purple Bracelet (For Purple Thursday)
Stupid People Signs
Changes in Lifestyle
Universal Studios Review!
Purple Flowers for Purple Thursday
What... The... Fuck
Day Trips Make Me Happy
Hell Week...
Eat Me...
Lovely
*grumbles*
Wish You Were Here... Okay, Not Really
The Final Hours
New Makeup, Baby!
Always on a Weekend
Jewish Guilt, Baby!
What's Your Password?
Plateaus and Other Health Annoyances
Picky Picky Picky
Ding! Dent is Gone
Mall Hell
You're Blowing My Mellow, Man
Put a Cork in It
He's Dead! Oh Wait...
Me Flipping Unfy Back
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Renaissance Faire 2007
Purple Thursday 05/03/07!
I'm Firing Myself
Date Night: Success!
Taking Back My Forum
Ass... In a Sling
I'm Such a Fake
Bridging the Online Gap
I'm An Asshole
Sympathy and Resentment
Coulda Shoulda Woulda
When Late Night Food Attacks
Me at Work (Purple Thursday)
Moving On.... And Stuck in the Same Spot
Drama... Ew
He's Home.... and Sleep Walking AGAIN
Blocked? HAH!
The 'Fat Cat' is Out of the Bag
It's an Echo
Purple Thursday 03/29/07!
Blue Team Slow! Blue Team Slow!
That Was Fun!
The Long Haul
Car Crash Woes Cont...
Two Floors
Purple Thursday!
Way To Go...
Super Duper Support
Hapless Guys
Old Biddys and Their Cars
Musings of a Non-Breeder
With Age Brings.... Wrinkles
What Time Is It?
Invasion of the Furry People
A WHAT?!?!
V-Day... The Aftermath
It's V-Day.... Again
To The Bat(shit) Mobile!
Couplism
Creepy Hearts on Fire
Yay for Meetings!
Icky Post
You're Bitching About What?
This Day is Going to Kill Me
Things That Go *NEEEEEERRRRR BEEP BEEP* in the Night
Phoebe VS Mr. Grumpy Pants Part 34532343
Little Things (that break)
Let the Race Begin
Religious Spam Anyone?
Dude... I'm on the Throne!
Ow...
Old Friends
The Spam Wars
Sick Again, Eh?
Put On a Happy Face
*Cough* *POW*
*Sniffles*
Can You Give Me a Hint?
Dorian Fishing
Next Stop... The Asshole Zone
Poetry In Motion
Happy *yawn* New Year
No Skirt or Hat Day
Surfing the Internets....
Wrapping Madness!
Kleptomaniacs R Us
Round Three of Cubicle Neighbor Madness
Wait... You'll WHAT!?!
Ho Ho Fuck Off
I'm Only a Jew on Wednesdays
Tis The Season to be Grumpy
Back In the Saddle
*Blows Nose*
*Sneezes IceCicles*
Seriously... What?
New Server Story
A Bitch of a Month
ARGH!
Three Days of Hell
Democrats In Da House! W00t!
Oh G-d, Not Again...
One HELL of a Night!
Annnnnd Awaaaay We Goooo!
W00t!
Well Now.... This Has Been Interesting
Hmmmmmm.....
Out of the Cage
Oops! Heh Heh Heh....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me? Pissy? Nahhhhhhhh.....
One Down... Two More to Go
Last Rounds.... Morons
Food Does The Bo... *URP* Body Good
Me Unhappy? Noooooo.....
Newsflash
On a Saturday!?!
FEEEEED ME!
My Kingdom for Some Tolerance
New Friends To Spice Things Up
Oh Joy
Life's a Gass
Tomorrow's the Date!
Arrrr! Avast!
Fucking HMOs
Can You Help Me Now?
When Websites Die
From Gangster to Geek
Treo 700P or Furby... YOU Decide
Computer Fans Dying and Sleep Stomping
Oh Yeah? Take THAT!
The Serial Sleeping Chocolate Eater Strikes Again!
I Knew It!
Yahoo! Avatars
Up All Night
Beauty Shop? More Like Clown Shop
Sleep Humping.... AGAIN!
To Mourn Or Not To Mourn
Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore... Thank G-d!
No Talking Rule
Jon Stewart's Commentary on Mel Gibson
Not 'Quite' As Sexy...
Bad Day
Don't Burn Your Bridges, Bitch!
I'm Obsessed
Ooooh! Pretty!
Am I Missing Something Here?
What's That Smell?
Video Time!
I Hate My Scale
You're Fired! Uh... Here, Take My Money
I <3 Citizen of the Month Blog
Letterman Drop Kicks Coulter
An Open Letter to Mel Gibson
It's Gone!
Ivy Covering Window
*Flips Off Summer*
What a Miserable Weekend
Please Forgive Me....
What Day Is This Again?
My New Monitors!!!!
Buyers Remorse... Kinda
Don't Spam Imeem!!!!
Spring Cleaning... A Little Late
The Cake From Hell
Hell Week Continues
No Fair!
Two Days Off!
'Temporary' Relief
You Have No Seoul
WTF!?! Was That Weather I Just Heard?
At Least Fake It...
Cover Your Mouth!
Hi (Psycho)
Pink Controversy
New Car New Thingies
*Not Feeling Well*
Well... That Sucked Monkey Balls
Dorian Gets a Bath
*Opens Want-Ads*
And The List Goes On....
That Can't Be Good
Next Stop: DVDSpot and Job Blues
And How Much Do YOU Love Noodles?
Just.... Don't Breath. KTHXBAI!!!11
DVD Hunt
Friends and Gossip
Avast!
Dueling Doors
Early Morning Griping
Things That Go Burp in the Night
That's Nice... NOW WORK!
Oh Well... Guess I'll Do Some Cleaning
It's Over? Thank G-d!
I'm So Rude
The (not so) Incredible Shrinking Woman
Pink Rocks
Eh HEM!
That Was Quick
Maya Has a Home!
Fighting, Scratching and Scolding
Someone Luv Me
Its Dead, Jim
The Loot
Gee... Thanks
Desperate Much?
I Have to Pee.... AGAIN
Is Sarcasm a Sign of Old Age?
Romper Room Time!
Memory Leak From Hell
The Imeem Perks
And The Verdict Is?
It's Raining!
Meme 5s Tag!
Taking the Rav4 For a Spin
My New 2006 Rav4 Sport
Skirting the Dream
I'm At a Loss
The *Other* Side of Family
*Cries*
Evilishly
Another One Bites the Dust
The Key Word is Bane
Dueling Emails
Shalom, Little Mouse
Wow! It's a... Nun
Oh No You Didn't!
Here It Comes
*Dims the Lights*
Blink and You'll Miss It!
23rd Post Meme
Happy Belated Hallmark Day
Stealth Action
This is a Test, Isn't It?
Car crash infront of our Apartment
Four Things Page AKA Meme Heaven
Sucky Work Week
You Just HAD to Eat It....
Helloooo... helloooo hellooo
Duck!
Imeem
Wake Up, Damn It! Part II
Wake Up, Damn It!
I Hate... EVERYTHING
My Stuffs Gone
Dragging
*Gossip Gossip Gossip*
Super Boyfriend!
Not a SUPER Star... A JEWISH Star!
*Swings*
Can I Have Just ONE More Day... Please!?!
Vacation Time!
The Holocaust Timeline
A Drive Through Heaven
Hell Week
Kitten Stories
Closeup of Noelle
Kick Ass Weekend
Cha-Ching, Baby!
Bow When You See Me
So Much For Being in Good Graces
They're Home!
Smoking Sucks
We're Home! *hugs apartment*
Wago... errr.... Airplanes Ho......
One Step Closer to a Raise
Highlights or Bride of Frankenstein?
Peeking Through The Window
Your Confidence in Me is Overwhelming
*Flip Flop Flip Flop*
Our new kittens
Kitten Alert!
*Sigh* I Can't Win For Losing
New Fishies!
I Want to Kill My Boyfriend
She's Gone :(
Living La Vida Broka
We Need To Work on Our Communication
Ooooh Pretty
I Live For The Scheming... NOT
And So This Journey Ends... And Another Begins
DENIED
Diarrhea of the Mouth
Sunsets and Rides Home
My dinner date
It Was Just a Little Breakdown... I Swear
*Rubs Eyes*
Sleep... Humping?
Stop, I Wanna Get Off
My Heart Is Breaking
Okay... I'm Seething Now
Fucking Whiner
This Shit is Bananas...
Fuck That Shit
Tempting....
I'm Gonna Be Pissy
Do I Get a Lollipop?
Fucking Spammers
I Don't Wanna Go!
Pets Count Too
Klutz...
The Pain Fades, The Memory is Strong
Double Blah
Hell No I Won't Go
Trade Ya
That Was Fast
All Together Now: I Told You So
Happy Birfday Bane!
Oh Hell Yeah!
But... But.... You USED To Be So Cool
No shit, Really?
But It's Just A Little Chocolate...
Shaddup Already!
*Looks At Blonde Roots*
Official Away Message: Crap...
Queue Taps
Ringy Dingy!
*Stumbles*
My Boss Needs a Chill Pill
Here Fishy Fishy Fishy....
One Ringy-Dingy
I Come In Peace
Day-O! DaaaAy-Oooooo.........
PMS.... FEAR ME
The Case of the Eaten Snickers Bar
But of COURSE I Can Lift 1000 Pounds
*Hugs Weekend*
Cha-Ching!
Nudes Nudes Nudes! And Toys....
Is That All?
Back To Work (Oh Joy. Oh Rapture)
Put The Fucking Script Down
What?
You Know The Drill
Paging Dr. Clooney
Now I Know What Van Gogh Felt Like
Queue Nelly Song
I'm Dying... Okay, Maybe Not.
PMSing to the Max
The Bright Side of Life Aint Always That Bright
But... But.... I LIKE Eminem!
Crankiness 101
If Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...
The REAL Paris Hilton... If There Is Such a Thing
She Likes Me! She Really Likes Me!
Riddick Mania!
Here Kitty, Kitty....
A Night at the Beefcake Factory
ME ME ME ME ME!
*Flops Into Chair*
You Dropped This
Let Them Eat Cake
*Pops A Dramamine*
Paris Hilton Ad
Shake, Rattle and Roll!
I Crossed The Line
*Peaks Out End Of Tunnel*
So She Responded....
Why That Little Bitch...
Indian Givers!
Ahhhhh-Chooooo!
You Know You're An Animal Person When You Talk To Your Fish
Shalom Pastor Flannigan
I Love You... Now GET OFF OF YOUR ASS
*Sings Along*
That's Karma, Baby!
Magically Del.icio.us
Hey Hey The Gangs All Here... Sorta
*Puts On White Glove*
Hold Up Your Right Arm, Left Leg and Squint
Picket Fences *snickers*
TV is the Devil
Har de Har Har
Remember When Poo Was A Bad Thing?
It's Over
Spare A Paperclip, Bub?
PORN! Now That I Have Your Attention
No More Mr Ms Nice Guy Gal
ICQ=I'll Stalk You
1 800 Ask Me Anything... And Get Pissed When I Don't Know!
404 Madness
He Must Be Into Bears
*Breathes Deeply*
*sings* Elbow Room, Elbow Room....
It Had Better Do Windows For That Price
But... But SHE Did It
Hell Day at Work
Big Meanie....
What Game? That Was The New UCLA Thing-a-ma-jiggy
It's My Birthday... All Presents Welcome!
Power Outtage Mania
The Waiting Game
Employers VS Bloggers
A Little Ray of Sunshine
*Takes Deep Breath*
Bitch Bitch Bitch Moan Moan Moan
Praising Bane
WEEEEEEEE!
Girl Stuff
*Evil Grin*
Air! I Need Air! *gasp*
I Gots My Chicken!
On The Road Again
Raining In LA? Unheard of!
Panick Sets In
Back In Action, Baby!
It Was Fucking HUGE
Cue The Cough Drops... I'm Going In
Back In The Saddle
Will 60% Do?
Dear G-d, I'm Getting Better
*cough* Ew
Guilt By Religion
Girls Will Be Boys & Boys Will Be Girls
Gimme Back My Lungs... Damn It
Kill Me Now
Allow Me To [re]Introduce Myself
Testing The Testers
Testing Out The New Site