My Name: Diva. Oh sure, like you're my pal cuz you looked on this page.

Birthplace: Encino (Ohmig-d!) California. Yes, I am blonde... a natural blonde.

Personal Background: I was adopted at birth and had the usual dysfunctional family background. I grew up and got over it, as everyone has the potential to do. When I was fourteen I met my biological mother (I rented a womb without a view for 9 months from her). But that's another thera... discussion for another time.

Relationship Status: I have been living with my boyfriend, Jake, for over 2 years. He's definately soulmate material. He handles most of my moods like a champ and only twitches when I mention wanting a big, big ring. Most guys haul ass out the door.

Likes: Walking in the rain or snuggling with someone and drinking cocoa. (I sound like a playmate resume). Honesty. Hopeful romantics. People who can just be themselves, no walls to break or hurdles to jump over. Getting in my car and taking road trips. Hiking in the mountains. Sex (This isn't in any particular order, just so you know). Passionate discussions (passionate anything). Animals(Men and anything below our foodchain). Normal food. Nothing fu-fu. I want it dead for more than two minutes and cooked.

Music: Easy. Anything but gangsta rap crap. I listen to classic rock as a staple. But I'm flexible (no, it's too easy). The Who, Eric Clapton, Queen, Lenny Kravitz, Neil Diamond, ZZ Top, AC/DC (No, I'm not), Elton John, The Beatles, Aerosmith, Linkin Park, Pink, Floater... Just to name a few. See, I told you I was versatile.

Dislikes: Cruel people; Fu-fu food (sushi, any plate with three pieces of food on it artistically displayed that costs as much as a Van Gogh, spicy food, fish..); Bad sex; People who can't drive (too damn slow in the fast lane, no blinkers, blinkers left on like they're going around the world to the right, tailgating, cellphone users, Argh!); indecisiveness; apathy; chicks who try to pass off tit jobs as the real thing. Okay... I'm starting to nit-pick.

Career: I have worked at UCLA Medical Center for the past 17 years (I think I'm up for the Purple Heart). I've done all sorts of jobs. My most unique one was a 976 number. I'll leave it at that. Oh yeah, no I won't give an example. Pay me.

Where do I want to be X years from now: Fucking, basically. You pick the place, I'm there. I want to be with my soulmate, enjoying life. Listening to the pitter patter of animal paws. No kids. Whatever I'm doing, I want to have fun. That's my only goal.

Why did you start this website: I wanted a place where I could kick back and whine with the best of them. Seriously, it's a great outlet. My other website is more of a social commentary. This is going to be all me. Plus, I have a disease that this has been very therapeutic for. It 's called "Diarrhea of the Mouthitis." Or so says my dad.

Explain J00Wish: I wanted a name that said who I was and showed how sarcastic I was at the same time.

I think that's quite enough 'getting to know you' crap. Anything else you want to know will be in my rants. In a month you'll be screaming TMPI! Trust me...